hi me, its me.
Here are some tweets that never were bc i overthink twitter:
Fun fact: English people say porn and pawn the exact same.
At intermission of the nutcracker a little kid behind me asked her mom "why there is so much ballet"
Saturn completes a revolution around the sun every 29 years. So when you are 29 and 58 etc, cosmically big life shifts are possible. its like a cosmic bat mitzvah.
I cant begin to tell you how disappointed the remodel of the Berkeley hotel in London made me. i am not being dramatic.
My acupuncturist once told me that the tip of your big toes is the acupoint that helps avoid pregnancy.
The only thing I miss from America other than the national parks is having an outlet for a blowdryer in the bathroom.
I recently found out that Christmas is a pagan holiday that the christians usurped to dominate civiliaztion and turned it into Jesus' birthday party. (controversial??? probably)
My Fave tube stops in London are goodge street and tooting bec.
I've ordered fettucine alfredo without alfredo sauce before.
one time i called a restaurant and left a voicemail asking for a booking during which my phone froze on a black screen so i couldnt hang up and then i went to the bathroom and while i was washing my hands, the "ba ba ba, were sorry youre having trouble" recording came on so im pretty sure i left my full name and contact info and then peed on their voicemail.
below are some photos of some of my adventures in england from london to the amazing seven sister cliffs in sussex.
feat. danielle foster purse, wood/grey basket, ace&tate glasses